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sexpectinq:

“There is a huge difference between loving someone and being in love with someone”

— Something I wish I had realized a long time ago-5/17/17 (via gro-ovie)

2spoopd4u:
“ blastortoise:
“ this is how you become gay
”
this photo could not be more accurate
”

2spoopd4u:

blastortoise:

this is how you become gay

this photo could not be more accurate

virgopessimist:

dateadork:

date a dork who makes your cheeks hurt from smiling too much

date a dork who makes both sets of cheeks hurt

surprisebitch:
“ so it was part of the prophecy
”

surprisebitch:

so it was part of the prophecy

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

trouncing:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

mischievous-smirk:
“Good advice
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mischievous-smirk:

Good advice

evaunit08:
“ miss-nerdgasmz:
“ grandwhizbang:
“ When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately
”
What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and...

evaunit08:

miss-nerdgasmz:

grandwhizbang:

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

toddreu:

rededicatee:

min-pd-nim:

reblog if you’re gay, shy or a fucking idiot

how about all three

Definitely all three

pizzaotter:

spookyknightoftime:

pure-posts:

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MY FUCKIN HEART

I WISH YALL WOULD STOP POSTING THIS SAD POKÉMON SHIT I CANT TAKE ANYMORE